Dogstar

There are doubtless many household pets who can play the guitar and sing backing vocals better than heart-throb Keanu Reeves, but as long as he keeps turning up, then tickets for his sub-garage hobby band will continue to sell by the shed load. If you brave either of these two gigs, go for the one at Blitz, which at least has the virtue of being a genuine rock venue (rather than a dog kennel). Shibuya's Kokaido is a down-at-heel public hall with acoustics guaranteed to amplify the screams of the inevitable hordes of lovelorn screaming teens.